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Lost Lake Loop of Mosquito Death on a Stupid Single Speed

July 2007
Vail , CO
posted by letskungfu

Plato said, "Time will change and even reverse many of your present opinions."

From downhill I never thought I would ride cross-country, "Why pedal up?" Then I rode the Grand Traverse alone, and didn't see another human for hours,,, SOLD bought a CC bike.

A couple years later I justified my cross country existence by frequently declaring how lame road bikes were and that I would NEVER wear spandex. Then I got "chicked" on the long false-flat on the back side of 24 hours of moab lap. As she passed she commented I should get a road bike and learn to turn big gears... I did. My mountain biking got faster and my ass looks awesome in spandex.

You may have heard me ranting in the past that Single-Speeds are for masochists. "why not accept technology? God wants us to have 27 speeds... Tentatively I rode a friend's in Fruita. Drunk, on Ebay, later that week I bought one... They make you mean, they make you that masochist. I cought my Surly 1x1 smoking Kool Menthols after a ride, it's a tough bike. It makes you want to attack wimps with granny gears and pass them on a grueling climb, looking at them sideways with an evil sparkle in your eyes. It forces me to let go of the brakes, and descend quickly, silently stalking those full suspension softies.

Wait what was this about? Oh yeah, last night I though it would be a good idea to haul my Fiance up to Lost Lake for an after work ride. Usually the 8 mile climb on fire-road to the trail head would be enough to get me dumped. The technical roots, babyheads, and water crossings didn't even get me a dirty look.. I know, she's a keeper.

But as we neared the lake.... Oh man the Skeeters were so thick it was like fog. Pam (the Ol Lady) had one get off and I swear her shirt looked brown,,, hundreds of mosquitos all over her....

The point of the story? Buy a SS, and ride it on the Lost Lake Loop,,, but not for a few weeks and with plenty OFF!
 

Comments

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Hong Kong Fooey
Hong Kong Fooey
  Why would a man be afraid of Spandex if he is known for "The Tuck?"
(7-6-2007 10:02 AM)
JmacTN
JmacTN
  Man, I need to do some riding in Colorado! Not much epic riding here in Nashville.
(7-4-2007 5:48 PM)
wkumtrider
wkumtrider
  THinking about converting the old hardtail into a SS, or might just buy one. I switched to the dark side this winter when I bought a road bike.
(7-4-2007 11:08 AM)
Wade
Wade
  I've been thinking about getting a single speed. Also, I can't vouch for how you look in spandex, but tighty whiteys I've seen, and yeah, not bad.
(7-3-2007 4:03 PM)
Pamcakes
Pamcakes
  Stop saying babyheads.
(7-3-2007 1:12 PM)

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